"SCAMPIRE" — The Rise of Baljeet
1919 players. 1 broken PC. 0 morals. Infinite gift cards.

Thrown out by his dad for being "useless," Baljeet rises from the ashes of shame and bad Wi-Fi. Now, he's calling every old man named Bob in Ohio claiming to be from “Microsoft Tech Department.”

Day Workers spam popups and crash PCs. Night Grinders farm Boomers while sipping chai.
From dusty fan sounds to dual-monitor setups with RGB that blinds your ancestors — every scam earns you RUPEES and RESPECT.

Each worker has a tragic backstory. Each upgrade is a step closer to CEO of Crime.
This isn’t just a game…

It’s a legendary tycoon tale told in lag, lies, and low-resolution startup sounds.

Rule Eldoria? Nah.
Rule Boomerville.